“So a teacher asks this girl, “What part of the human body increases to 10 times it’s normal size when excited?”
Stricken, she looks around nervously and replies, “That’s disgusting! I don’t have to answer that question!”
The teacher smirks and turns to the boy sitting next to her and asks the same question. He laughs and said, “That’s easy…the pupil of the eye.”
“That’s correct. Very good!”, praised the teacher.
She then turned back to the girl and says: “I’ve three things to say to you, young lady… first, you didn’t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you’re in for a big disappointment!”—#Going2HellCollegeStyle